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A Lot Lizard

Female who frequents truck stops to have sex with truckers for money.
by PBE29 November 24, 2013
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Like, a lot

A term used mainly by white, teenage girls to describe the cost or weight of an object.
"How much would you pay for that baby panda?"
"A lot"
"How much"
"Ummmm like, a lot"
by SleazyJezus February 19, 2015
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a lot of lights

Used to describe someone as a bitch.
Catty Girl 1: "OMG, can you believe Karen dumped Jim for that guy?"
Catty Girl 2: "Yeah, she's a lot of lights, that one."
by revscharm February 15, 2008
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a lot a bit

exact opposite of a little bit. secret phrase of jeff and kelsi
she was loved in large quantities. she was loved a lot a bit.
by kdad May 17, 2006
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a bowl of feel a lot better now

#1. a nice-sized bowl of weed

#2. a reference to the expression "feel better now" and "I feel a lot better now"

#3. may be used to say something makes you feel good, happy, better.
ex #1: "Dude, we're done with finals! Let's go celebrate on my couch with a bowl of feel a whole lot better now."

"Totally, man. First chillum on me."


ex #2: (inside classroom student to teacher)
"I'm sorry my paper's not done, Mrs.T, I just feel so sick."

"No prob Bob, feel better now, ya hear?"

(hallway student to student)
"Mrs.T just gave me a bowl of feel better now and I feel a lot better now."


ex #3:

"I feel like I was getting sick before, but that chicken soup was like eating a bowl of feel a lot better now."

or

"OMG he's so hot, I was having a shitty day then I saw him and he totally changed my mood. He's such a bowl of feel a lot better now."
by May I. Havaword February 21, 2009
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A Hell Of A Lot Of

(Adjective?) A term meaning a large amount
Bob: Did you hear about Phil?

John: No what happened?

Bob: He fell into a pit filled with ten thousand spiders

John: Damn that's A Hell Of A Lot Of spiders!
by HolyCanolli April 11, 2012
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Sir-Brags-A-Lot

A person who assumes that he is superior to everyone else but is horribly, horribly wrong. He has a cocky attitude about him that tends to make most people angry, however, for some unknown reason he tends to enjoy it even more if someone does get angry at him. Typically he is the last one to get the jokes that are directed at him even though they are plainly obvious.

He plans to go to a university nearby for fear if he was to go to somewhere like MIT he might actually meet someone there who he would consider to be more intelligent than him. Heaven forbid that happen. Then he would have one less thing to brag about and a Sir-Brags-A-Lot must ALWAYS brag. They'll even brag about stupid things that most people wouldn't be proud of - like having a huge mouth. They love nothing more than being better than other people or showing others up. Even if they make a thirty-five on their ACT (which is a nearly perfect score) with their last breath they would still brag saying, "if I would've gotten any less than a thirty I would have been upset," even if all their friends made less than a thirty just to be a jerk.

Sir-Brags-A-Lots typically have little to no common sense even though they are what most people would call "book smart," for example: a Sir-Brags-A-Lot would try to lift the lid off of a vacuum sealed decicator (which needs slid off not lifted off), after being told that this would not work and then ask why it wouldn't open. They are also very bad in classes such as English.

A Sir-Brags-A-Lot is also thought to have a secret affair going on between him and his computer. Just as a warning, a Sir-Brags-A-Lot and his computer are a scary thing to behold. Watch out for those sticky cords! NEVER. EVER. Approach him while he is whispering sweet nothings to his darling. He might attack. Seriously. It is rumored that he has been considering leaving his beloved for a newer, younger model but no one is sure.

Signs of a Sir-Brags-A-Lot:

+ Arrogant, cocky attitude that no one likes.
+ Constant bragging.
+ Talks to people like they’re little kids, or inferior.
+ Often thought to be having an affair with their computer.
+ Seems to have a need to show people up.
+ Typically is slow when it comes to jokes.
+ Has little to no common sense but is what some people call “book smart.”
+ Likes to be a jerk.
+ Tends to be somewhat hypocritical and ironic.

If you meet someone who is a Sir-Brags-A-Lot you are doomed to forever here them brag about how much prettier, smarter, and oh-so-much-better they are than you even though they aren’t.
Sir-Brags-A-Lot: "If I would've made any less than a thirty on the ACT I would've been so mad!"

Ordinary Kid: "Stop bragging jackass."

Sir-Brags-A-Lot: "You're just jealous."

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Sir-Brags-A-Lot: "I was the only person in my math class who made an A. If anyone would've made higher than me I would've been really angry."

Ordinary Kid: "Does it look like I give a fuck? Stop bragging."
by Lawlroxazors December 9, 2008
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