Amber Alert

When someone finds shit in their bed, they send out an Amber Alert, for everyone else to check theirs.

Johnny found shit in his bed, so he sent out an Amber Alert

by dketb May 11, 2022

Alert Ready

The Canadian version of the Emergency Alert System. Its attention tone is pure ear rape, but does its job well.

Alert Ready notified me about that tornado yesterday. Just wish the warning tone wasn't so obnoxious.

by Hyperb2002 May 28, 2017

Amber Alert

When your significant other shits in the bed.

I went to make the bed this morning and there was an Amber alert.

by 5 Sack June 15, 2022

Alert Fatigue

The feeling you get when you have received so many alerts or notifications that you no longer care.

She could be experiencing alert fatigue and is ignoring anything at this point that hits her phone.

by Leonai_art February 21, 2020

Jordan Alert

When a friend, or friendly acquaintance or former employee goes missing and needs to be found but it's no big deal because he or she often goes missing.

I put out a Jordan Alert on Facebook, I hope he sees it on his friends feeds and brings me the twenty bucks he owes me.

by Beamerzzz February 19, 2019

Cougar Alert

This phrase can be best defined as the spotting of a Cougar. A cougar is essentially an older women, who is on the prowl for a much younger, energetic, and better looking male.

Cougar Alert! Look at Demi Lovato, she is dating someone half her age.

by Alert! May 10, 2014

Amber Alert

An amber alert is code for somebody sh*ting in your bed.

I woke up in the morning and my ex had left me an amber alert in the middle of the night.

by Ur_moms_kryptonite April 27, 2022