alarm clock

When a girl is sleeping and you wake her up by slipping your morning wood in her.

I gave her the alarm clock so she wouldn't be late for work.

by throbson October 5, 2006

Alaric

I very sexy boy, who is often, if not always, more amazing than anything or anyone.

"Oh my god~ It's Alaric"
"Oh em gee! Lyk he is so hot"

by Lyddy October 5, 2008

Alarmcock

The act of awakening a female by means of striking her face with ones erect cock.

A male with morning wood, while standing with his hips next to a sleeping females head, pulls his hard-on as far as possible away from her face, takes good aim, and then releases a hammering Alarmcock. Repeat if necessary and notice the priceless look she gives.

by Thomas Burr January 17, 2008

Allah Akbar

What Jamal yelled when delivering pizza to towers by plane

Allah Akbar here's your pizza

by Graspmefirmly April 24, 2019

Cum Alarm

Whilst your girlfriend is sleeping, you masterbate and just before cumming, you wake her up and cum in her face. Hence, waking her up with a 'Cum Alarm'

I woke up Kylie with the 'Cum Alarm;.

by Gergos September 26, 2011

Albacore

A catch all term for Scottish punk and hardcore music.
The name comes from the Gaelic name for Scotland- Alba. It was inspired by the earlier 'Eirecore', which is a similar term for Irish punk and hardcore.

The Albacore forum and myspace exist to promote Scottish punk and hardcore networking

by The Albacore Drone January 3, 2010

Alarm Cock

1)Waking up someone ,usually sleeping next to you ,by inserting your penis (morning wood) into any part of their body including but not limited to, vagina, mouth or anus. 2) waking up your significant other by placing your hard cock(erect penis) on their back or a few light slaps to their face.

Your significant other says " I love waking up to your alarm cock so much better than the buzzer on my alarm clock "

by Morning Woody November 30, 2015