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The Alabama Phase

Ok in each family 1 or 2 people will get it and that person will try to date your siblings or cousin it will last about 3 months - 3 years, and once the alabama phase is over for that person another person will get it, it only happens to the ages of 7 - 14, it can spread to other people if they make a sexual move by you so to not get it you got to avoid the person until its over, but if you already had it you will be immune to it! And no this is not a joke.
by TwinkBeater February 1, 2021
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Mccalla alabama

Mccalla Alabama is a city where all kinds of critters live such as the “ghettos” and “country’s” are located. Most of the teenagers in Mccalla,Al usually hang out at “the pig” in Mccalla, there is not any of attractions located in the city so underage drinking, vaping, and smoking pot is the fun thing to do! If you go to Mcadory high school you will see a lot of excellent things! Such as: Ankle monitors, Guns, And fights. Welcome to Mccalla, Al.
Hey John wanna go to Mccalla Alabama? Sure! Let’s get fucked up
by KityKatWest150 March 10, 2021
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alabama lube

The act of spitting a mouthful of chewing tobacco on your partner’s genitals in order to lubricate the sex act during intercourse (typically with a relative)
When things dry up down there I always use a little Alabama lube to get off.
by Hot Dog Goblin December 30, 2017
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Alabama mountain

When you stack 3 or more cousins make or female and penetrate then sequentially from lowest to highest
Me and Clem climbed the Alabama mountain last night
by Kirstc3 October 1, 2021
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Alabama Brownie

When your partner is about to shit but you thrust your cock (or other penetrative device) up their ass sending their shit back where it came from.
Jenny was about to shit but Forest gave her an Alabama Brownie causing her to be bloated all weekend.
by Moax O’Neill June 6, 2019
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alabama roomba

The act of using your cousins back to sweep the floor while you're riding his dick.
That Alabama Roomba sure leaves a floor shiny
by Creampiedaddie March 9, 2018
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alabama flashbang

When you're banging a member of your family from behind and at a random moment you clap their ears. As they're laying on the floor in pain you pull out a life alert necklace, hit the button, and bail.
Bro, my second cousin was over for Thanksgiving...she's so hot I had to try to smash. After a few minutes it felt weird to be banging my cousin so I hit her with the Alabama Flashbang and told my family I had to leave for work.
by Guido and The Guy December 11, 2020
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