Aching like a bastard

British Army slang for really hurting, usually after strenuous physical training.

I'm aching like a bastard after that tab yesterday.

by Whale Omlette December 15, 2010

Pounding grape-ache

The hangover resulting from drinking copious amounts of wine.

Bella: Did you enjoy pounding grape last night mate?
Luci: Yeah it was good but have serious pounding grape-ache today!

by Heifers still anonymous November 22, 2011

Aching Anus April

During april you can only jizz via prostate stimulation. No homo.

I'm just waiting for Aching Anus April to be over, my bum hurts like shit.

by ConstantPhoenix October 5, 2021

Tina tummy ache

stomach ache due to being too nauseous

after dropin acid u getta littltle tina tummy ache. As if one were to smoke too much potpourri and get a stomach ache

by munoz2870 March 10, 2013

rock & roll ache

A ripping hang over

T McP drank so much whiskey, the next day he woke up with a gnarly rock & roll ache.

by Matthew Pryce January 20, 2004

Tortuga head ache

the act of using a native Caribbean mans shoe or sandal as a funnel/filter for a mixture of sweat ,ass, piss and rum.

collage bro: "why are you in the hospital bra its still spring break".
crippled suffering collage bro: "i got a Tortuga head ache bra".
Florida doctor dude:" gnarly bra" .

by nessy gen 3 January 10, 2018

fair fox ache

The Drunken Irish pronunciation of “For Fucks Sake”

Person: Fair Fox Ache Lad, gent me another pint

by MikeyD25 October 18, 2017