Accidental Porn

When a person makes a seemingly innocent search on google images and somehow all the results are obscene images.

Dude 1:Dude, I searched Christmas on google to get some decoration ideas and all I got was a bunch of Santa porn.

Dude 2: Sounds like you found some good ol' Accidental Porn.

by LittleBroPeep December 14, 2010

Accident

You. Or when you think you hit a small fox in the middle of the road, but it turns out to be your neighbors dog, then you get sued, and get a life sentence, then drop the soap in jail. That is an accident.

Uh, oh, the condom broke. Looks like we're gonna have a little accident.

by Hungry Elk February 19, 2015

hunting accident

What happens to a dog that is unrestrained by its owner that torments livestock, bites your children or defecates on your redwood deck more than once.

Princess is gonna have a hunting accident this weekend.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

accident pants

What happens when you try to carefully let out a fart and you end up shitting your pants.

"Jonathan had a serious case accident pants the other day at lunch."

by Evan Thomas01 January 6, 2008

I Accidentally a Coca-Cola Bottle

I Accidentally a Coca-Cola Bottle
What should I do?

I Accidentally a Coca-Cola Bottle

by Wasted Year February 21, 2009

Accidental Anal

When you poke a girl in the ass with your dick. She smiles, you fuck her in the ass, she screams, you say "I'm sorry, it's morning wood" or some bullshit excuse like that.

Accidental Anal worked like a charm with Katie last night.

by PulpFictionFan94 May 24, 2017

Genetic Accident

Someone so ugly it looks as though they were conceived invitro in order to be the most repugnant human on earth

Fuck, look at that genetic accident!

by RagePrblm July 21, 2003