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Absolute Madman 

A man with no regard for himself or any others around him; does not believe in self preservation or anything else for that matter
Robert: You are about to break up a 3 year relationship
Nicholas: Am I supposed to care?
Robert: *Looks off in the distance* Absolute Madman

Absolute Unit 

When a person male or female is extremely fatt and a very hungry boi. Their hips should go past their shoulders. They are the bad type of thick. These people are normally above 300 pounds depending on height
Man she is a big girl what an absolute unit.
Absolute Unit by BIG SNAK DAD September 14, 2018

absolute balls 

absolute balls by c-dawg94 March 15, 2014

absolute donkey 

someone who is an absolute monster at what they do, typically a sport. a large person, very muscular, and all around a large person...
Rey Lewis is an absolute donkey bro
absolute donkey by MateoTheGreat November 3, 2019

absolute rocket 

The act of hitting a home run in baseball.
Bryce Harper hit an absolute rocket to right center.

Absolute Legends 

Absolute Legends is a discord server full of the best people on the planet. They always look after each other, care for each other, and it’s a super wholesome place to be. If you want your mood to improve, spend a few minutes there
Person 1: “I’m in the absolute legends discord server
Person 2: “Wow you’re so cool”