gary ablett

ecstasy tablet pills used by many clubbers and party animals for increased energy

eh mate il give ya 3quid for that last gary ablett

by 1sniffa May 3, 2006

Abless

Not having abs

Marco is abless, unlike batu

by Shsjbxksvs February 25, 2020

ableist

Oh hello! Didn't see you there, I understand that you got called by some 14 y/o girl on Twitter "ableist". Don't know what that means? I got ya fam, "ableism" is a discrimination against people with disabilities. You didn't do any of that? Too bad, we know but they don't understand. Don't worry about it.

"John: Today, disabilities are used as excuses..."
"✨Emily✨: OMG you're such an ableist!!! Hope you get bullied!"

by ?????WHY??? November 20, 2020

Dipshit-abled

The state or quality of being so shitbrained to a point of disabled like qualities which have reached a humorous level. This being the only word fathomable to combine the disabled nature and pure idiocy of such actions into one conglomerative word.

Mike: isn't my dog being so cute?
Alex: no, he's just being extremely "dipshit-abled".

by Ysbeer June 7, 2021

gary ablett

Rhyming clubbers slang for an Ecstasy pill, named after Liverpool FC defender Gary Albett (1983-1992)

(Gary) Ablett rhymes with tablet.

Alright mate, got any Gary’s?

Is Gary Ablett gonna be at the club with you tonight?

by Ketmister August 2, 2006

differently abled

The current politically correct term for mentally handicapped people. However, by the time this definition is finished being typed, "differently abled" will likely be a "slur" and the new PC term will be something even more vague.

"People with Down Syndrome are not 'disabled,' they're differently abled! And this has nothing to do with political correctness; simply understanding and clarity."
"I beg your pardon, but I don't appreciate you calling people like my son 'differently abled.' They are no more 'different' than any usual person. This is an offensive slur and needs to stop. Spread the word to end the D-word!"

by The Chickens Are Revolting June 11, 2016

Hardly Ableson

The term "Hardly Ableson" is used to mock Harley Davidson riders, simply because Hardly's bikes are overpriced, overweight, underpowered pieces of crap that don't handle.

My GSXR1000 is faster and handles better than your Hardly Ableson bath on wheels, go home you humpy c*** and shave that beard.

by Lee McC May 10, 2007