Art Teacher

A person who rambles on for the entire class and then complains that everyone was messing around.

The art teacher talked for 1 hour.

by Dababy Baby March 29, 2022

Art-On

1. To loose oneself in aesthetic beauty
2. Experience consolation in fine and visual arts
3. Find transcendental contentment in art

-- “Man, everything sucks. My job, my girl, my city. And who’s gonna save the day? The Democrats? The Republicans? Donald Trump? They're all a shower of dicks who think we’re all idiots. And you know what? We are idiots. Who else but an idiot would put up with all this sub-mental, rip-off bullshine? I swear, I can’t take it no more. It’s Glock-22 time.”

-- “Chill, son. You need to let that shit loose by sliding over to the museum and soak up some Mondrian and Miro. Or school up on an instrument like the trumpet. Get your girl; waltz her honey ass to a dance class. And when all else fails, channel your hang-up’s and screw-up’s into a play, off-Broadway style. Don’t look back in anger, man. Know’m saying? Get your art-on.”

by Sophie Abrahams April 8, 2011

Art Horny

A mood only an artist can feel, when they're really in the mood to create a new piece.

"Man, after browsing DeviantArt, I got art horny."
"When you talk artsy to me, I get so art horny."
"Are you art horny? I brought pencils!"

by SammiSakura October 14, 2014

Art Deco

The predominant style of architecture, interior design etc. in North America and most of Europe during the 1930s.

The streamlined, geometric design motifs of Art Deco (from 1925) prevailed throughout the 1930s.

by Anthony Brancato April 19, 2003

art dump

When an artist uploads a lot of pictures onto the internet. Usually the file is very large. It could also a combination of a variety of pictures from different periods of time.

"Tomorrow I'm going to have an art dump!"

by Thejumpylover September 10, 2005

art webb 1986

Rake Yohn's brother.

Bammy? Mr. Skateboard? FUCK YOU!!!!!!

by Art Webb 1986 November 6, 2003

art holdup

any time you are forced through social awkwardness to compliment or purchase art by an artist who you would not have appreciated otherwise.

artist- hey man,would you like to buy this limited edition collage postcard? its just $6. i just made it, y'know, with old national geographics on the ride here. i need money for a bus ticket to get back to idaho.
you- *pause* yeah uhhhhh sure man, thanks alot.
(art holdup)

by anonymousyesyes June 29, 2006