hiking the appalachian trail

Fucking your mistress.

"Hey, where did our governor go?"
"He told me he was hiking the appalachian trail..."
"Hope he takes protection."

by girlmain July 14, 2009

Mex Appeal

Any object, person, food, or animal that appeals to Mexicans. Some things that are most likely to have Mex Appeal are bobble head dolls, cars with air ride systems and 13x12 100 spoke gold rims, white women, taco's (not to be confused with Taco Bell), and chihuahuas.

Damn! Diego must have some serious Mex Appeal because I just saw him driving down Santa Fe Ave. eating a taco with a hot blond in his new car that has air ride and a bobble head Chihuahua.

by donkeypunchyou March 11, 2009

hiking the appalachian

In June, 2009, South Carolina governor Mark Sanford disappeared from public sight for five days, a period during which neither his wife nor much of his staff apparently knew where he had gone. A Sanford spokesperson eventually told reporters that the Governor was on a secretive hike along the Appalachian Trial to clear his head after a tough legislative session. Turns out that Sanford had actually been in Argentina where he had been conducting an extra-marital affair.

"Why is Bob's wife angry with him?"

"He got caught hiking the Appalachian, if you know what I mean."

by bobjones55 June 24, 2009

whip appeal

WHEN A PERSON IS SO HOT YOU GET WHIP LASH DOING A DOUBLE TAKE.

"DAMN!! MY NECK HURTS SO BAD." "WHY MAN?" "CAUSE THAT GIRL HAD THAT WHIP APPEAL!!"

by marleybay September 19, 2009

Appalachian yard trout

An Appalachian yard trout is a slang term for an earthworm. Coined by Stephen Colbert on his Oct. 13 2009 show.

"Ummmm this Appalachian yard trout is delicious, where did you get it?"

by canadiancolbertfan October 14, 2009

Hitting the Appalachian Trail

As unintentionally coined by South Carolina Govenor Mark Sanford, who in June 2009 disappeared for a few days to Argentina to visit his mistress, while his staff was left with the task of covering up his affair by alleging the Govenor was taking time off to hike the Appalachian Trail.

"Hitting the Appalachian Trail" is a phrase that can be used to describe a politician having an affair. Much like, "Sorry, honey, I was working late at the office." This phrase may achieve the popularity of other politico lingo, such as using the suffix "-gate" when discussing a political scandal.

"Despite the fact that former President Clinton hit the Appalachian Trail a few times during his presidency, many still remember him as a successful president."

"Many Democratic lawmakers are disappointed that numerous Republicans have been caught hitting the Appalachian trail in the past few years, yet still insist upon being the party of morality and conservatism."

by wordstress913 June 25, 2009

appesred

Ah-pis-red (Noun) A term used to describe anything and everything; A lost handle

Wow Johnny, that picture you are holding is very appesred!

What an appesred way of thinking

by Chris Moley October 9, 2006