Lil' Big Mistake

Used to describe an easy, ugly, fat chick you took home and slept with after one too many drinks. You will never call her back and pray that a condom was used.

Thanks for letting me crash your pad last night I owe you. I also owe you a new towel... Lil' Big Mistake made me clean up after myself.

by abramm24 March 25, 2009

blonderella and the 7 mistakes

Blonderella, a term used to define a short blonde female chihuahua. Also called Blondielocks.

Blonderella and the 7 mistakes. Go do the dishes.

by 74louise74 June 12, 2019

Worst Mistake Ever

Electing Obama

Damn we elected obama, we made the worst mistake ever!

by Elite Murder November 10, 2008

worlds greatest mistake

You

Why, I don't know but all I know is that your mom said you were the worlds greatest mistake

by Fuart December 20, 2016

Mistakes-were-made

A word, originating from Call of Duty Black Ops, meaning an un-natural death not involving homicide. This word usually refers to suicide, falling to your death, or being crushed.

1. Hunter: Dude, did you see that?!
Snowy: No, what happened?
Hunter: That guy just d-
Hunter Mistakes-were-made
Snowy: NOOOOOOOOOO! Now I'll never know!

2. Killzone: Dude, watch this 360 grenade...
Martyn: lolwut?
Killzone: OH SHI-
Killzone Mistakes-were-made
Martyn: Did he just... What?
Spectator: (Laughing) Oh my god it bounced off the side of the window!

by Hunter78130 November 17, 2010

bowie knife mistake

A slang expression used to describe a red gash, or womans fanny.

" mate she had a seriously loose bowie knife mistake....."

by jim February 17, 2004

I've made a huge mistake

A phrase used often in the canceled TV show "Arrested Development". The phrase is mostly used when the characters talk to themselves after a serious of poor choices/bad events. It's used to make light of bad situations, although the characters themselves don't find it funny.

MARTA: "I was really worried about you"
GOB: "You've got nothing to worry about. We're going to be together for a long time"
MARTA: "We're family now - I'm so happy. I'm going to call the kids!"
<MARTA walks out of room>
GOB: I've made a HUGE mistake

by DepressR June 13, 2010