God-Blocker

A brick wall designed to block out hot waves of Christ.

"Damn it, Frank! Would you take down that Damn God-Blocker?? My grandma's on the other side of that, and I think she's have problems with her trachea again!"

by Jonathan87 April 7, 2004

Cock blocker

A person who in which may intentionally or unintentionally prevent the sexual activity of those around them.

Maises parents were a pair of cock blockers when Joe was getting his pickle tickeled they walked in... cock blockers

by Digbickforehead December 16, 2016

bowel blocker

A person who either intentionally or inadvertently prevents another person from having a movement.

I can't poop with an audience and I have three kids, two dogs and a wife who don't believe in privacy. My life is full of bowel blockers.

by benthered October 20, 2013

Cock blocker

When someone blocks you from having sex

"cock blocker" you are at the bar about to leave with a girl about to have sex then all of a sudden a guy says "so how are your AIDS" to you then the girl leaves

by darkassassin9474 July 9, 2010

player blocker

mp3 player or other musical device with headphones worn by people, usually females, to avoid getting picked up by pimps. player blockers are used to divert attention from unwanted strangers.

When he saw Chanelle with her player blocker on, he knew he could not get through to her.

by urbanlifestudent December 16, 2008

Wallet Blocker

Any device, either passive or active, that provides protection from Credit Card skimmers while your cards are inside your wallet.

I hate credit card sleeves so I just put a wallet blocker in my wallet to prevent skimming and wireless theft.

by AntiSkimmer April 29, 2016

Porn blocker

The best thing in the universe

Guy 1: damn i dont want pornhub or porn sites appearing
Guy 2: then use a porn blocker

by Misterhunterindahouse July 7, 2019