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Squidward

a tortured soul that wants some fucking peace.

his music ass tho-
Squidward needs a break
by ( ´∀` ) abomination February 2, 2025
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Squidward Syndrome

When a person has difficulty stating what colour a character is, such as skin tone or hair. Based on the character Squidward Tentacles as most people say he is blue when the show states he is green.
"Dude I can't tell if my character's hair is yellow or green, this is some serious Squidward Syndrome"
by The Doctor Sex. May 1, 2022
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Squidwarding

To tuck your nuts between your cheeks and lay your shaft down a sleeping person's nose
Bro I was squidwarding on Brad and took a pic!
by Jesus003 July 16, 2025
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Squidward

mean ass squid that hates his neighbors Sponge Bob and Patrick. Squidward also sucks at clarinet and it's the most horrible sound you will ever hear.
Squidward likes to succ john thicc
by Succ_2o87_Times March 22, 2019
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National Annoy Squidward Day

“Oh! It’s National Annoy Squidward day!”
by MangoLen February 15, 2022
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Annoy Squidward Day

P1: hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey squidward.

P2: ok I’ll buy, what is it Spongebob?

P1: do you know what today is

P2: annoy Squidward day?

P1: No silly! That’s on the 15th!
by P-Star7 February 15, 2021
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Annoy Squidward day

P1: hey squidward, hey squidward, hey squidward

P2: ok I’ll buy, what is it spongbob?

P1: do you know what today is?

P2: Annoy squidward day?

P1: Haha! No silly! Thats on the 15th!
by P-Star7 February 15, 2021
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