A group of super cool diverse hot sexy funny shifting creators on TikTok that have recently gained a following with their shifting-related content. The Reality Runners are composed of 8 creators: Gabby ( @Gabilisk), Grey (@1800yomomma), Cocco (@Daddycocco), Ava (@shiftingtodrac0), Mak (@Mak.malfoy), Miri (@supposablymiri), Nini (@drac.h0e1), and Sophie (@holyslytherin), along with their honorary member and mascot Simon, Sophie's dog.
"Hey did you see what The Reality Runners posted last night?"
" Yea! I used their shifting tips last night and I got super close !"
" Yea! I used their shifting tips last night and I got super close !"
by kappakappacormac March 29, 2022
Get the The Reality Runnersmug. jerking off two guys at the same time. the motion of your hands looks like you are skiing hence the term.
by afnjklsdnf January 12, 2010
Get the ski runnermug. “Haha- hey Redacted Username aha I like girls who play guitar”
“Bro wtf-“
“Uhhhh dude.....ummm”
“Haha it’s fine man you kinda cute-“
*Discord left chat noise*
“I-“
“Ha- seems we had a Simp runner amongst us-“
“Don’t worry man I would’ve left too”
*The sound of everyone in the voice chat laughing at his pitiful attempt as flirting with a girl he will probably never meet in his life echo and infiltrate this poor mans heart as he searches far and wide for the perfect waifu*
“Bro wtf-“
“Uhhhh dude.....ummm”
“Haha it’s fine man you kinda cute-“
*Discord left chat noise*
“I-“
“Ha- seems we had a Simp runner amongst us-“
“Don’t worry man I would’ve left too”
*The sound of everyone in the voice chat laughing at his pitiful attempt as flirting with a girl he will probably never meet in his life echo and infiltrate this poor mans heart as he searches far and wide for the perfect waifu*
by That one dumb guitar bitch August 19, 2020
Get the Simp runnermug. The girl you call when you can only get to first base, because she will run the rest of the bases for you. aka give you sex when you cant pull the dime.
i was hooking up with this dime last night but she wouldn't put out so i had to call my pinch runner.
my lead off batter (main slampiece) fell though tonight so i called in the pinch runner for the late night booty call.
my lead off batter (main slampiece) fell though tonight so i called in the pinch runner for the late night booty call.
by jakethsnk September 13, 2011
Get the pinch runnermug. 
When you forget to bring a towel into the bathroom, resulting in doing a 'naked runner' back into your bedroom.
Keri texting Charlie: 'Oh shit, I forgot to bring my towel into the bathroom'
Charlie: 'Do a Naked Runner'
Charlie: 'Do a Naked Runner'
by Kezg August 28, 2017
Get the naked runnermug. In the restaurant industry, food runners work with the kitchen staff and the serves to ensure that the client gets their food correctly and in good time.
They are blamed for everything that gose wrong with the serves, in the kitchen and in life. A food runner just has to keep running food and apologize for something they did not do in order to keep the flow going.
Basically: Run, run, run!!! Screaming, yelling, insulting & no one thanks you for your hard work.
They are blamed for everything that gose wrong with the serves, in the kitchen and in life. A food runner just has to keep running food and apologize for something they did not do in order to keep the flow going.
Basically: Run, run, run!!! Screaming, yelling, insulting & no one thanks you for your hard work.
Hey! food runner where's the food for table 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ....21??? They have been waiting a long time!!!
by Someonewithfeelings December 20, 2016
Get the food runnermug.