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Mole Rat

1: Small, underground dwelling mammal. Has hardly any fur and. Pretty awesome really.

2: Another name for a penis because of the remarkable resemblance the mole rat holds to a shrivled, old, un-circumcised penis.
If your penis looks EXACTLY the same as a mole rat, you should probably have the teeth removed before attempting sexual contact with your partner.
by Martin the mole rat February 4, 2009
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mole people

People who are classified as geeks because of their interests in role-playing games; that is they live 'underground' like moles playing role-playing games.
"Ah, man, don't spend your Saturday with the mole people."

"Don't those mole people have anything better to do with their lives?"
by Juanski Miklowski October 19, 2004
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Mole Hole

the basement, or place of hanging out for friends.
john "man. want to hang out?"
bill "yeah but where?"
john "i was thinking the mole hole"

"im grabbing something to eat, ill meet you in the mole hole?"
by holla344 October 10, 2009
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stiff mole

excited young fella.
when a guy see's a hot bird which gives him a stiff one.
when a mans member grows some what.

if hes a pufter then the same applys
1. ( in the mens changing rooms) tim says: i better get out of here before i get a stiff mole.

2.shes giving me a right old stiff mole said patrick.
by jonny rotten pants July 22, 2009
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text-a-mole

someone from your past that pops up out of nowhere, sending you a text message, only to disappear once again and not be heard from for weeks, months or years.
Geez, my old roommate texted me yesterday but now that text-a-mole won't reply back.
by TexasGeoker April 25, 2011
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factory mole

Female co-worker.
Origins of "I'm not bored" from New Zealand's first ever punk band "the Enemy", 1978
Wish I had the fuckin' balls
To pick up real life factory moles
by Daggerproof Jacket October 6, 2006
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monster mole

A giant brown mole, typically on the back of the neck, often located nearby a smaller secondary mole. A mole so large that the haver of the mole must frequently warn barbers not to cut it off.
Wow, you have a monster mole just like mine!

Easy with the clippers on the neck, chief, you almost took off my monster mole!
by madmanblake February 8, 2007
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