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Major Donkey

fat ass fat ass fat ass
i'll deadass tear that shit up
by goth coot September 24, 2020
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major award

A lamp in the shape of a leg.

Comes from the novel “In God We Trust, All Others Pat Cash” and it’s film adaptation “a Christmas Story”.
The Old Man: it’s a major award.
Onlooker: a major award... it looks like a lamp!
The Old Man: it is a lamp, you nincompoop, but it’s a major award!
by camrylong November 26, 2017
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major bank

Scoring large amounts of money from outlandish sources. I.E. Rent A Grandma, nude skateboarding, A Cheese Stick stand, or selling parts of your anatomy on ebodybay.
Steven: Oh my gosh I made some major bank selling my forearm on ebodybay!

Leslie: Eww, gross, you couldn't pay me enough money to sell my forearm!
by Queenidiotcy May 14, 2009
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Donnie Major

Very cool guy, way cooler than Milo Nelson
Wow Donnie Major has a massive shlong!
by mommy milker 445 May 12, 2021
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major damage

What TV salesman Phil swift says to buckets, after he stabs then and saws them with a chainsaw and gives them allota DAMAGE!!!!!!!!! this word can be used to show the major destruction brought on by anything.
Aw man i just saw waterproofing my life with flex seal on youtube and phil swift got some MAJOR DAMAGE by jontron. phil swift is problably crying himself to sleep rn.
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major monogram

Perry the Platypus and Carls boss. He has a bushy moustache. Doobie Doobie doo da
by Doobie Doobie do da November 16, 2021
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Major Tech

A person who can work any piece of technology perfectly. Not a nerd because has friends.
Robbie Jones your a major Tech
by Max October 16, 2003
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