Derivatives: "Englsih major," ""enlish major," and the like.
n. An English major who unintentionally defies the stereotypes of the typical student in the program, typically enrolled due to a hyper fixation on a certain field of study, with disregard to, or lack of skills in other aspects of the major.
An English major may be an Egnlish major for a few examples:
1. They may enjoy reading and could read an entire piece of literature in one sitting, but may lack enough writing skills for you to question how they even got into college.
2. They have writing skills that combat the talent of Shakespeare, Austen, or Milton, but if you ask them to take the time to read just a single line of text from their work, you will give them an aneurysm as they hate reading.
3. They went into the English major as a result of being undecided but obligated to enroll in college, but somehow became the most successful and talented student in the English department.
n. An English major who unintentionally defies the stereotypes of the typical student in the program, typically enrolled due to a hyper fixation on a certain field of study, with disregard to, or lack of skills in other aspects of the major.
An English major may be an Egnlish major for a few examples:
1. They may enjoy reading and could read an entire piece of literature in one sitting, but may lack enough writing skills for you to question how they even got into college.
2. They have writing skills that combat the talent of Shakespeare, Austen, or Milton, but if you ask them to take the time to read just a single line of text from their work, you will give them an aneurysm as they hate reading.
3. They went into the English major as a result of being undecided but obligated to enroll in college, but somehow became the most successful and talented student in the English department.
by uranao April 18, 2022
Get the Egnlish majormug. by ldawg2damax September 15, 2011
Get the bumsauce majormug. A lamp in the shape of a leg.
Comes from the novel “In God We Trust, All Others Pat Cash” and it’s film adaptation “a Christmas Story”.
Comes from the novel “In God We Trust, All Others Pat Cash” and it’s film adaptation “a Christmas Story”.
The Old Man: it’s a major award.
Onlooker: a major award... it looks like a lamp!
The Old Man: it is a lamp, you nincompoop, but it’s a major award!
Onlooker: a major award... it looks like a lamp!
The Old Man: it is a lamp, you nincompoop, but it’s a major award!
by camrylong November 26, 2017
Get the major awardmug. Scoring large amounts of money from outlandish sources. I.E. Rent A Grandma, nude skateboarding, A Cheese Stick stand, or selling parts of your anatomy on ebodybay.
Steven: Oh my gosh I made some major bank selling my forearm on ebodybay!
Leslie: Eww, gross, you couldn't pay me enough money to sell my forearm!
Leslie: Eww, gross, you couldn't pay me enough money to sell my forearm!
by Queenidiotcy May 14, 2009
Get the major bankmug. by goth coot September 24, 2020
Get the Major Donkeymug. by Doobie Doobie do da November 16, 2021
Get the major monogrammug. by mommy milker 445 May 12, 2021
Get the Donnie Majormug.