felix..kranken_

felix..kranken_ is the most coolest funniest person you'll ever meet! They're definitely a person you want to have a conversation with.

Have you heard of felix..kranken_?

by Mars/j1r0u._ July 21, 2021

felix wood

fucked a whale made her slit wrists daddy woody massive pussy no face no case

ur such a felix wood

by wagone November 8, 2018

fix-it-felix

a high worker that wears a blue cap and thinks his hammer can fix anything.

hes so high he could be a fix-it-felix

by harley quinn6921420 May 18, 2015

Felix jordan

A man with a small willy and no friends

Felix jordan has a small willy

by Bigggg willly mannn November 8, 2020

Felix Ruiz

Yo Amanda come blam a zoot with me and my boys yhyh h get me

Felix Ruiz is the hardest gang member in Colchester

by Crusty toenails September 12, 2020

omali felix

The god of soccer. Stinky shoes and thinks he's so cool.

someone: watch out it's omali felix!

by LovelyUnderScoreFurryHunter August 4, 2021

Felix Peikli

An unstoppable force of nature, created and bred in Oslo, Norway. In the underground jazz clarinet scene he has amassed a cult following; he is called King Clarinet by his followers. Felix stirred much controversy in 1982 when radicals began announcing him as the Messiah, or the second coming of Jesus Christ. Felix is also considered by many sources to be the whitest black Norwegian who lives today. His skill at Clarinet is matched perhaps only by his inability to speak the English language when intoxicated.

"This is a sittuation.."

"Felix Peikli is such a wiber"

by KingClarinetFan February 19, 2009