by Shinzo November 10, 2009
The place where every schoolchild in Ealing goes on pilgrimage to once per month to pay respects to the founding chavs and have a shag in a bush. Keep watch for wandering roadmen, as they are known to inhabit the outer edges of the park.
You wanna go down to Ealing Common tomorrow? There might even be some spare condoms in one of the bushes.
by idimego June 27, 2022
by Kreat September 20, 2021
A simpleton, a dumbass, one that just doesn’t get life, basic bitch. Can be used interchangeably with basic bitch
by S.S. Hard Wood April 01, 2020
It some fancy term used by hyper-intelligent retards that talks about cows, cheese, enclosure, over grassing, and shit (Like tons of shit, like holy shit cows shit a lot). But the term is an allusion to the relation of the idea that an individual Nation-State will fuck over the world to achieve it's short-term desire like a teen girl who hasn't discovered the wonders of the pill, compared to the idea of Nation-States coming together to achieve long term goals together like some basic assholes that you'ed expect political ass-hats to do.
by Emerson ain't got shit on me December 04, 2017
A cunt who is more than just a cunt, A top cunt, A common cunt, Streamer Yorkshiredad. A generally angry person who likes to offend people, Gets a kick out of being a dick and loves nelson mandela.
"This is welshy, sheeps about to go down!" "This is velvet.. because silk is for pussies" "And me? Im a common cunt! come join dads army. Twats!"
by Yorkshirerer September 10, 2018