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Wow you are that bored that you went above and beyond and typed this congrats you get nothing.

I was bored and typed

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by Eternitys bordeom November 16, 2022

Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4

When you already have defecated once in the morning, but feel the overwhelming urge to do so again. This may occur a short time after the first, or while still seated on the toilet after wiping. The urge to drop a quad. See also Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2.

Man Josh, I already went once, but load torpedo tubes 3 & 4, I'm going again!

by TeamScott October 30, 2008

3.4 mile fun run

A unique term used when a woman has had a powerful orgasm but can't stop her body from continuing the orgasm over a long period of time. It is usually caused by the brain or body not being able to process the information of the orgasm and continuing the sensation until the body can either manually stopped by medicinal drugs or by the body processing the orgasm and stopping the the sensation. The term is derived from the distance from a home to a local hospital.

C: Jack!
J: Yeah Cate?
C: something s wrong!
J: what?
C: I don't know.
C: take me to the ER!!!
J: okay.
J: Siri. Nearest hospital.
S: one is 3.4 miles away.
J: shit! my cars in the shop.
C: jack. Run. Now.
J: it's about to be a 3.4 mile fun run

by Dr. Francisco baker December 31, 2017

3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine

3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine is molly, or ecstasy. It is a type of drug, not a medical one but a psychoactive drug. If you don’t know what a psychoactive drug is it’s the ones drug dealers give out, aka the bad ones. Molly is a drug you smoke.

Person: How do I say 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine? Also gloss over the fact I just said it.

Me: Ah, okay. Meth-a-lean-dee-ox-ī-meth-am-fetta-mean

by ~spoooogyny~ June 7, 2020

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by siempiedimpie June 11, 2021

16 3/4

Not quite able to watch R rated movies without the parentals.

What, you're not 17? Too bad, 16 3/4 is so close!

by Layacarea October 8, 2008

3/4

When 3 out of 4 friends in a friend group have had sex, and the only virgin in the group of 4 feels left out.

Person A: “Oh did you see that ugly guy the other day?

Person B: “yeah he’s definitely in a 3/4 friend group, he’s the 4”

by Vorckor96 August 25, 2019