April 13th

International fuck-a-friend day
Huh. They really let any moron make one of these

“Well, it’s april 13th, you know what that means, Hannah”

by Doctor ball-tickler April 13, 2022

July 13th

July 13th is national give you're bestfriend a gift that they always wanted

Girl 1: Here I got you this!
Girl 2: why? It's not even my birthday

Girl 1: I know it's not you're Birthday but, it July 13th!

by Infamous123 January 28, 2021

July 13th

Whoever is born on this day has the humongous cock and is friend with only hot people, however people born on this day are nicest people you'll ever meet in your entire pathetic life and they will make it finally have a purpose

Wow this dude has 45cm cock, how impressive! He's friends are also hot af! My pathetic life finally has a purpose now!

-Damn he must be born on July 13th

by Vuleled November 21, 2021

January 13th

National tell a girl she’s pretty day

Boy 1 “Hey!, dude it’s January 13th”
Boy 2 “Ok, fine”

by Cat dragon January 12, 2021

January 13th

Tell a guy he’s super handsome day

Girl: It’s January 13th! Let’s to go tell tyler he’s super handsome!

by a_potato_hahaha January 12, 2021

April 13th

National Suck dick day

On April 13th Lexi shall give her boyfriend/husband head 😛 National Suck dick day

by Get pinched if you miss out April 13, 2019

13th november

People born on this day are people who arnt a pussy and goe out.

Jack isn’t a 13th November , he came out

by SmoothTesticle October 16, 2019