After two gays checked him out while they were shopping for a ring at the Galleria...
A romantic night, he tries to give her a ring...
What the heck is a promise ring??
"Um, he's not gay."
A romantic night, he tries to give her a ring...
What the heck is a promise ring??
"Um, he's not gay."
by um, what's going on? April 26, 2013

by Ari_clown June 4, 2021

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by YeahItsStolen April 14, 2025

He's such a ume.
by Fraklinsberg June 6, 2020

Person 1: Should an orange be sliced or peeled?
Person 2: um
Person 1: wdym
Person 2: um
Person 1: You never ate an orange before?
Person 2: um = urmom
Person 1: ...
Person 2: um
Person 1: wdym
Person 2: um
Person 1: You never ate an orange before?
Person 2: um = urmom
Person 1: ...
by I was taken June 26, 2021

by Pamy_Chan August 27, 2020
