by Not a fax machine March 4, 2018
Get the Humanmug. A two-legged creature. Normally if it is Older than its Brother or Sister, That one brother/sister will eventually throw rocks at you, and their would be no escape from these assholes.
by Verico Sucks October 29, 2018
Get the Humanmug. by societyperson November 12, 2019
Get the Humanmug. In this case, humans is being defined as the most retarded biological life form on earth.
I'm stupid, I'm a human writing this, so how am I supposed to know how to put this word in a sentence. But I'll do it anyway.
1. A human has wet themselves.
I'm stupid, I'm a human writing this, so how am I supposed to know how to put this word in a sentence. But I'll do it anyway.
1. A human has wet themselves.
by Just Your Everyday Smart Azz November 9, 2018
Get the Humansmug. Humility towards embarrassment from human experiences, such as the failure to adhere to the standard, unspoken code of ethics and manners. Examples; embracing bodily functions in the presence of other humans, such as unexpected projectile vomitting, flatulation during a cuddling session, fetishes, lack of toilet paper in public stalls, physical attraction to people through blunt verbage and/or gestures, putting one's foot in one's mouth, etc.
She appreciated her new roommate's humanality, caught naked on her way to the shower, in a horrible hung over state. "Ugh. Forgot my towel! Thanks for your humanality."
by Potatoes Mashed October 6, 2016
Get the Humanalitymug. The state of which any semi-intelligent, narcissistic, selfish, loud, obnoxious organisims have reached the limit of their limited mental capacity and slowly sit down to wither away and die, while contemplating whether to pull the trigger of the loaded 12-gauge shotgun positioned in their mouth.
by Gabe654123 March 7, 2017
Get the Humanmug. humanities is that class. yes that faggoty class that gives too much homework. catch a guy working on his ce in passing periods. watch a bro get molested by the 32-page reading he forgot to do. can you complain and skip? no. they strategically give you so much homework but over a span of 2 or more days so u always had the other day(s). oh youre a sophmore? ggs ur english. they crack jokes (and maybe some blunt if u in the crib type shit foo) in class for the entire class or lecture you on your ass time management.
3:52 AM:
"yo wat u up to ma boi, im gaming rn, its getting late" - non humanities-taking friend
"nigga, im doing my religions chart. i just got like 42 more columns" - you (cus u take hum)
"bro wat were u doing all day bruh?" - friend
"abc project, olympus project, 3 practice CEs, 2 major CEs, map quiz & unit test stud." - you
"..." - friend
"oh yea i cant forget my 13 page WHAP textbook, 2 epic, 21 HUM book readings and hum experience" - you
"nig-" - friend
"SHIT- my 10 min SSR & SAQs & LEQ practice" - you
"you might as well mcnutt yourself" - god
"yo wat u up to ma boi, im gaming rn, its getting late" - non humanities-taking friend
"nigga, im doing my religions chart. i just got like 42 more columns" - you (cus u take hum)
"bro wat were u doing all day bruh?" - friend
"abc project, olympus project, 3 practice CEs, 2 major CEs, map quiz & unit test stud." - you
"..." - friend
"oh yea i cant forget my 13 page WHAP textbook, 2 epic, 21 HUM book readings and hum experience" - you
"nig-" - friend
"SHIT- my 10 min SSR & SAQs & LEQ practice" - you
"you might as well mcnutt yourself" - god
by masterWhipper69 October 20, 2022
Get the Humanitiesmug.