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chillando mate

An utterly awesome way to ask people, to chill the fuck out.
idontknow: HOLY FUCK, I HAD TO GET MY DICK AMPUTATED!!
pasi: chillando mate
by fivejix March 9, 2021
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Hipster Mating

Hipster mating is where a couple undress each other and reveal their genitalia and go so far as to try sex positions, however the penis does not enter the vagina. Similar principle to hipster kissing where people go to kiss each other but don't actually kiss or make any lip contact whatsoever.
"Dude don't put it in"
"Why?"
"We're hipsters, putting it in is too mainstream."
"So were doing Hipster Mating?"

"dude I just lost my hipster virginity, she even took my trousers off!"
by mrciarano December 4, 2013
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squirrel mating

Omg, did you know that Regina and Kade squirrel mated at the party last night?
WTF, get out, we're squirrel mating right now.
by siprofesora November 23, 2016
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Fool's Mate

A chess trap that only complete morons fall for.

The game is infamous for being the "two move checkmate".

1. f3 e5 (f3 is already a rather useless opening, as no pieces are developed with its aid)
2. g4 Qh4#

White is mated in two moves.

This trap almost never occurrs in actual play, as everyone who has even looked at a chess board knows how obvious this trap is.

A similar trap is the Scholar's mate (which is Black's fastest loss) which goes as follows:

1. e4 e5
2. Bc4 Nc6 (Bishop's Opening)
3. Qh5 Nf6??? (Nf6 is a blunder to rule all blunders)
4. Qxf7#

Black is checkmated.

Again, this trap almost never occurs in regular play.

Most chess courses warn about these traps very early on, so anyone who actually falls for them deserves a dunce hat.
Bob: I played chess with my son, Bob Jr. I played Fool's Mate and he took it hook line and sinker.
Alice: Heh, funny. I started hanging out with the jocks in high school after a nerd humiliated me with the Scholar's mate.
by E hates Q January 1, 2021
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pad mate

Same as cell mate. The person or people you share a cell in, in prison.
"Our new pad mate is a lifer" Said Jon, in a high pitched voice.
by Jimi p August 15, 2006
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date or mate

Date or mate is a Instagram story disease that is widely spread throughout 11 to 14 year old desparates.
by mate your small October 21, 2019
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bed mates

"Hey, is Meaghan actually dating Cameron?"
"Naw, they are just bed mates."
by AcinonyxJubatus October 27, 2011
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