M&M’s jar

A thing to get your dick stuck in at 3am

“Guys… any tips on how to remove a cylinder of a 2 inch diameter from a M&M’s jar (preferably without damaging it?)”

by February 02, 2024

Karthikeyan M M

Absolute definition of sexiness.
Being a man child is his speciality
Can't handle People being muggles
Discards everyone who loves him and runs after someone who doesn't even care.
Overall, nice guy.

Omg Karthikeyan M M is soo hawt

by Fittytitty69 November 24, 2021

Todoroki M&M's

Sorry what? I was stuffing my face with m&m's.

"TODOROKI M&M'S N O W"
"PLEASE HELP SHE HAS A GUN"

by Shiryoku November 02, 2020

Green M&M

The thing that gave Tucker Carlson instant erections at every commercial, but doesn't anymore, so he's sad.

I'm Tucker Carlson, and since I can't Jerk off to the sexy Green M&M anymore, I'm going to cry about it on national television.

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 07, 2023

Green m&m

That fucking m&m makes me so fucking enebdnjejejsnenwnwnsnna i just wanna dhehehhehrhehr

Pov me when green m&m cums: heheheiejendbdbdndnndkd
#hshahahwheh

by Pdiggggggle June 19, 2022

M&M Sweats

Consume so many M&Ms you begin to sweat. Similar to meat sweats, but specific to M&Ms or sugar.

Mom: I ate two bags of M&Ms today and now I am sweaty. I think I am M&M wasted.
Child: No mom, we call that M&M sweats.

by M&M Sweats July 12, 2023

man face m&m

custom m&m that can be combined with a cookie

man face m&m is cool

by arandomdudelol December 27, 2023