5-0

slang for police, originated from the TV show "hawaii five-0" (apparently a show about cops)

"5-0 at the do, gotta go" -cradle to the grave

by chris January 02, 2004

0 to 3

The proper number of times to masturbate daily when attending DigiPen Institute of Technology. Also used as a synonym for masturbation.

“Why didn’t you open the door faster? Were you 0 to 3’ing?”

by ComDeeAirChu June 20, 2004

5-0

Term commonly used to quickly alert a house full of underage, intoxicated party goers that the cops have showed up and to exit the property via the back fence, or to let your crazed friend driving to know a cop is around and to slow it down.

Oh crap man, 5-0 hide the weed, quick drink the rest of the keg.

by ImportDayz December 24, 2002

0-60

The time it takes for a vehicle to reach a speed of 60 mph. For this test the vehicle is required to start at a stand still position. The Fastest 0-60 time ever recorded is 1.7 seconds by the Lingenfelter ZO6 Corvette. Unfortunateley none were ever produced for the public. The fastest 0-60 time by a normal production car is the Koenigsegg CC with a time of 3.0 .

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by A.R.S. (Anti-Rice-Society) June 23, 2004

0+1

Straight Sex between a female(0) and a male(1).

Pete inserted his (1) inside Olivia's (0) and it was the best he eveer had (0+1).

by ***Hollywood Starz (KWA)*** December 21, 2006

dial 0

no fucks given

when they ask me for my number i dont hit em with the digits. i just tell em "Dial 0 that's how many fucks are given"

by karab March 30, 2015

Cloud 0

Nothing exists beyond this point.

You are obsolete? No.

You are happy? No.

Are you here? yesnoyesnoyesno
You are nothing. Everything.

NothingEverythingNothingEverythingNothingEverything/);&@/99-“-:(“9(“/“”-02)4)/&/@/@,!,’lOch$;@/pain;@@:”-“;!,!.free:$/&@/!;&,@:@/@sorrow);&/9;8!;$;&:92&);hhhhhelp me$:&/@;&!,@:@-@!;&/@-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh$;&/&,!!:@/&/!!,&-@@/!;

Why are you here?
Are you afraid?
Maybe there’s good reason.

Would you like a better one?
Cloud 0
betterworsebetterworsebetterworse

by \/\/|~|£?£ December 04, 2021