Clam Crunching

slang for the sexual act of two or more females bumping their vaginas together in a violent, scissoring fashion
Guy: "Danielle, how was your clam crunching upstairs?"
Danielle: "Probably the roughest two hours of my life ... There were like eight other girls there."
by Nody Cowlin April 19, 2011
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vagina crunch

The act of punching a girl/women in the vagina then yelling vagina crunch loudly
by stuffyskull October 27, 2011
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pussy crunch

when a man hammers or pounds a girl so hard when having sex that she bleeds and is sore for days on end.
Yeah i fucked my girl friend so hard i gave her a pussy crunch!
by sonree July 05, 2006
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captain crunch

a hero and inspiration to us all. a character commonly seen during acid trips.
captain crunch tried to kill me which is strange cause hes such a kick ass mother
by anonoymous726389 October 21, 2004
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dutch crunch

During the act of performing a rim job, the recipient delivers a wet fart into the face of the rimmer, bespackelling his/her face with colourful decorations of wet-fart seepage.
Last night, Todd was giving Craig a rim job but Craig surprised him with a Dutch Crunch. "Nice."
by Dr. Crunch November 23, 2006
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captain crunch

when you are performing oral sexual acts on a girl and solid vaginal discharge enters your mouth giving you a crunchy delight.
Wow Gina gave me sum captain crunch last nite!
by Swales February 07, 2007
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Crunch Berries

This is an injury that occurs when two men are having sex in the missionary position and the guy on the bottom gets his testicles smashed by the stomach of the guy on top.
Guy 1: Hey why can't you play football today?

Guy 2: Because our quarterback gave me some crunch berries during sex last night.
by jebbofthedead February 10, 2014
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