When your having butt sex too Naruto xxx .com but Rock lee comes out of the screen and eats you and your girl out so bad that he hits her g spot and then she cums, he comes after you and hits your g spot too (your a guy so he sticks his tongue up ur asshole
by Nogger bilingsly November 30, 2024

When you slather your dong in chocolate so that it is lubed better and your spouse agrees to do anal, but when you finish doing it with them, they turn around and turn out to be a guy.
by FatherTy April 18, 2022

a dirty Shen is a man who is very confused to the point were he doesn't know where the clit is, but that won't stop him from sexually spitting phlegm on you while making sexy gagging noises.
by aunistudent November 5, 2021

by ronnnaddon June 8, 2017

A young male from a town called pinesdale who has smashed with all or almost all of the people in their age group around town. 99% of them being their cousins.
by Mr cheezy boi March 15, 2025

When fingering your sex partner insert bird finger into the anus then remove it and flick off the world as if your on top. Your shitty bird finger is now called the dirty bird.
by Jonnyappleseedsnut May 13, 2019

All of the other definitions are grossly inaccurate for Dirty Pirate Hooker, this is the one true definition. A Dirty Pirate Hooker is a prostitute, escort, or some other woman who accepts cash, gifts, or other valuables in exchange for whoring her body out; what separates a Dirty Pirate Hooker from a regular prositute however is the fact that she has significantly more paid for sex with clientele who are significantly bigger sleezy perverts (making the Dirty Pirate Hooker Dirty); finally their are distinguishing marks such as stab wounds, bite marks, perhaps missing appendages, an eye-patch, etc. which makes said Dirty Pirate Hooker somewhat resemble a pirate of folklore.
Her name was Cinammon, she came to our hotel room in Vegas to entertain us, the apprehension she had of us, the stab wounds, and skankiness told us that she wasn't only a stripper, she was indeed a Dirty Pirate Hooker.
by Alias_Invader October 8, 2014
