When your penis falls off and runs away, and by the time you catch it, it’s been in the dirt and is covered in dust
by the other man in the shadows January 23, 2026
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Me and Kevin have a Dick Tok appointment on Saturday. He’s gonna fuck my brains out and than we’re gonna watch TikTok’s all night
by Uncle Pete January 23, 2026
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Bro you have the “Moby dick fetish”, you like big girls
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