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Hate your former teacher. Only teachers who were actually bitches to everyone, especially if her teacher name is Mrs. Cappezzutto
Jonathan: what day is it
Bryant: It’s National hate your former teacher day !!!!
Jonathan: Thanks
by Bryanthesmolbrain September 10, 2023
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national text your girlfriend back day

a national day which is celebrated by your girlfriend texting you back. originating in Ancient China, the eskimos believed in spirits that will posses those who do not stick to their commitments (ie: texting back u stupid fucking diabetes dead pancreas headass)
lisa : cheyenne it’s national text your girlfriend back day

cheyenne : Read 8:23 pm
by lisa277 October 15, 2019
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Dic pic to gf day

A beautiful day on the 20th of April where bf or any partners of interest can spread the love by sending a picture of there penis.
by DaddyBill April 20, 2021
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Snow Day

After a long day, you kick off your shoe and begin to jerk off until you nut into the shoe before it hits the ground. If done correctly your sock should be wet, like stepping into a mound of snow.
Yo bro I had a rough day yesterday, had to pull a snow day to help me through the day. My sock was soaked!
by Helen Keller’s Clit January 19, 2018
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Orange Juice day

a chain of annoying moments when everything act weird, starting with the beginning of a person's day.
im having an orange juice day
by Kermitts November 26, 2014
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(Texas) ice day

when we all cancel school because we saw an ice cube on the road
(Texas) ice day today, we're incapable of work.
by 💯💯💯 February 23, 2015
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End of days

The days approaching the end of society as we know it; be it from divine intervention, corrupt politicians, a revolution, total dystopia, or extinction/enslavement of the human species.

Synonyms: rapture, apocalypse, judgement day, dystopia
Those damn politicians keep passing laws to control people, we either revolt or comply, either way, we are getting closer to the end of days
by STL446 September 6, 2023
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