dirty umi

Is when you have to hit the vape while shitting which creates a violent nicotine-fecal matter particle exhilarator which then gets every woman in the surrounding area pregnant with a future elf bar factory worker

“Man the nicotine business is booming recently”
“Yes remember when the city smelt like shit 20 years ago, I did a dirty umi”

by pufflingswine July 8, 2024

Dirty Jenson

The act of inviting a girl over to your house for sexual reasons then hiding from them asking if they can go home because u have never have never even touched a female breast while rigorously pleasuring ur anus while masturbating photos of a man called woody

Guy 1 “i heard they fucked last night“
Guy 2 “no he didn’t he did a dirty jenson“

by woody7192 April 11, 2024

Dirty Matisse

A Dirty Matisse is a free gentle spirit that loves to jerk off while watching porn.

Ben was watch porn and started to do a Dirty Matisse.

by BakingSoda22 October 28, 2020

Dirty Saskia

When you let your missus insert large objects in your rectum and let them pop out by themselves.

I Dirty Saskia'd my toaster last night!

by KinkyWinky123 February 22, 2024

Dirty mostaccioli

Any act of oral sex performed with a mouthful of cooked noodles (any variety)

I was expecting a tossed salad, but then he surprised me with a dirty mostaccioli!

by IbetUdid November 14, 2021

dirty seagal

A dirty seagal is A cock hungry hoe that you see at Burger King or McDonald's that kind of acts like one of the seagalls hopping around doing anything they can to get a mouthful usually run in packs more than likely underage proceed with caution

Hey let's go to the other BK that one across the street has got a whole bunch of dirty seagalls at it and I'm not trying to catch another charge

by Dingofish March 10, 2024

The Dirty Platypus

The action of rubbing the unwashed heel of your foot on a woman's genitalia but primarily on her clitoris.

Susan and I did The Dirty Platypus last night

by Jojo-Flano February 4, 2022