layed up with the shits

When yo bitch ass got the mud butts and can't stand straight. You call out of work cause a niggas anus can't stop winkin and on fire that's when you layed up with the shits.

Layed up with the shits

by Big mutha Effin C June 10, 2017

Dressing Up A Chair

A simile used to describe a thoroughly useless, unproductive endeavor.

Justin’s new proposal was as useless as dressing up a chair.

by Souldriver5440 April 5, 2020

Ball Up

To play Basket ball in the street mostly in the neighborhood with friends/siblings

My uncle and I ball up every time he comes to a family reunion and he always get frost scores

by alleniversonmydad665 June 27, 2017

Call out push ups

A form of currency amongst gamblers usually wagered in prop bets. If you owe someone call out push ups you must do them immediately without question as directed, anywhere, anytime.

Is also applied to sit ups or anything else bored gamblers can think of.

Call out push ups example:

Degenerate 1: 200 call out pushups I can beat you at backgammon?

Degenerate 2: Sure.

Minutes, months, years or even decades later..

Degenerate 2 in Degenerate 1's office in front of Degenerate 1's boss: I'll take ten right now.

Degenerate 1 does 10 push ups.

Degenerate 2: What time's your wedding tomorrow?

Degenerate 1: 4pm.

Degenerate 2: I'll see you then. You might wanna stretch out. I might cash in on all 190 so it's a day to remember 😊

by spuncer December 8, 2020

swoop up and squat down

Not to be confused with the grim "legalese" term for the infamous auto-insurance-fraud procedure, this phrase refers to a totally-positive-and-pleasant action that you employ while interacting with small children. It begins when an eager innocent-minded pint-size comes racing towards you at full speed with a big grin and his arms held out; you therefore hastily reach down and swoop up said hurtling youngster in your arms while simultaneously "doing a quick one-eighty pirouette" to rapidly swing him around with you, as well, so that he doesn't lose much of his accumulated momentum. You then swiftly squat down again and deposit him back on his feet so that he can continue running as if nothing had stopped him or even slowed him down much.

About da only time dat you would not perform a "swoop up and squat down" is if da child either appears to be upset and thus needs comforting, or desires a quickie-cuddle ("To win in life's race, children need plenty of lap time"), in which case you should instead simply sit down and cradle said closeness-craving youngster on yer knee. Be sure to keep in mind, however, dat you may need to spend at least a few minutes at dis endeavor, even if da child merely wants a few seconds of "lovies", since any other observing youngsters in da general vicinity may notice said affectionate clasping and decide dat dey would like a little snuggle-time from you, as well. It's just like if a hot chick is allowing a mushy-hearted fellow to massage her pretty feet, and one or more other nice guys happen by and observe da fun activity; it may cause said girl-loving dudes to experience a sudden misty-eyed craving for cute toes, as well, and so said damsel may therefore be obliged to remain seated there for some time while all of da guys "take turns wif her tootsies", eventually leaving her feet totally "burnished and polished" from having all da callouses rubbed off from her slender soles.

by QuacksO June 8, 2019

Lops up jelly

Means to eat ejaculate

"Bro what, I bet mako lops up jelly"

by BlckLongDick February 11, 2023

Shoes Up

Sex in the missionary position while they have their shoes on.

"I was in a bit of a rush, so I had to hit her shoes up"

by Checkzo June 1, 2018