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It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.
Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.
by Kiwipo January 16, 2023
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In every 17 of April of every year every has to do the Chika Dance
Javier: Hey remember it’s the International Chika Dance Day!
by araara April 14, 2019
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Good hog day

When you wake up, or you look in your pants and your meat looking good, like a good hair day you know??
Guy 1 “This morning I woke up and took a piss, and it was a good hog day, girth on ten I tell you”

Guy 2 “oh it must be a late spring then huh?”

Guy 1 “dude that’s ground hog day”
by Skiiiiiiisisisi November 21, 2025
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National Kiss Your Homeboy Day

yo bro its national kiss your homeboy day
by jyuan October 6, 2025
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Big fat sexy jungle cat day

February 28th all big fat sexy jungle cats (Lewis Capaldi fans) celebrate Lewis the king :)
‘Are you excited for big fat sexy jungle cat day?’
‘Yeah!’
by Lewissssscapaldiiiii November 1, 2020
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national raccoon day

the very first day a girl had 4 raccoons up her ass -charity
national raccoon day is so cool, i can’t wait for 4 raccoons to crawl up my ass.
by bumbumgirl June 27, 2020
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National Devour a C00lkidd Body Pillow Day

It’s in the title itself, The day happens on March 17th. On this day, you must eat a c00lkidd body pillow for literally zero reason.
Awh shit, “National Devour a C00lkidd Body Pillow Day” is coming up! We are so fuckin done for.
by potato devourer April 4, 2025
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