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Dirty 30s

Testicles that range from the age of 30-39. This is when “Man Balls” have aged like an old whiskey. They become saggy and sweaty like their owner. The dirty 30s typically typically have symptoms such as, homosexuality and Ballbusting. Sometimes a dirty 30 pair of balls may be a threat to your local park.

People named Daniel are typically a victim to this.
Alex: Dan stop hitting on them, there 12

Dan: Look at the way there dressed, they’re just begging for it. Nobody will know.
Juan: I love Ballbusting
Alex: Daniel and his Dirty 30s will never find a wife.
by CMBD_MD April 9, 2025
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Dirty thirsty hamster

The woman lays on her back across the bed as the guy stands over her presenting his penis like a hamster cage bottle does for a hamster only she’s upside down (dirty). And she sucks the penis in that position.
“Yo bro that girl was filth, she gave me the dirty thirsty hamster last night.”
by Williwaker_5 April 13, 2025
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Dirty Thirty’s

Male testicles that range from the age of 30-39. These testicle tend to have problems, this is when men should get their sperm count checked and make sure they have a lively swimmers. If a male has a lack of ability to hold a woman, it must be because his balls don’t work. This is a common theme for people named Daniel. More than likely it has to to do with looks, but their testicles get saggy and sweaty throughout this 9 year period. Most women do not like a man with “Dirty 30’s”, especially those who do not get them checked out. Damage to the testicles may also expedite this process.
Person 1: Dan, you suck at dating!
Person 2: No I don’t! It’s women being women!

Person 1: Dan, it’s your dirty thirty’s! Most women and little girls don’t want that, they want Man Balls!
by CMBD_MD April 13, 2025
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dirty jaxton

when a percussionist shoves a stick up your ass, rotates it, and starts playing a pulse percussion snare break
"HE DID ME DIRTY BY DIRTYING ME UP WITH A DIRTY JAXTON IN REHEARSAL YESTERDAY!!"
by imcool1111 April 14, 2025
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Dirty howattzer

When someone thinks there cat is a dog so they go to the cupboard to get peanut butter to put it on there hooha but then remember that they have a cat and not a dog but still proceed to make there cat do the act.
Example: “Tommy- man I fuckin’ pulled a dirty howattzer last night I was high as fuck on acid”
by boatedRus April 14, 2025
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Dirty Snowball

When one cums into an asshole. That person let's cum seep out into shot glass. Then puts cum back into their mouth. Spits the load back into the mouth of the person that originally came into the asshole and that person swallow his own load.
I busted my nut into their asshole they let the cum seep into a shot glass. Took the shot help the cum in their mouth. Spit the cum back into my mouth and I swallowed my cum. It's called a dirty snowball.
by anonymous April 14, 2025
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Dirty hooker whore mouth

by Queerd April 15, 2025
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