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anal rail gun

To wear,insert,or make use of a metallic Buttplug, while in an MRE machine.

Step 1. Wear a buttplug with a metallic core, or just wear a fully metal buttplug in your rectum

Step 2. Schedule an MRI or have a Walk-in MRI at your local hospital. While still wearing the Buttplug

Step 3. Lay on the MRI table and let nature takes it course.

As soon as the MRI machine is turned on, the buttplug will shoot at the speed of sound itself into your anal cavity, through it, and into your chest cavity.

Chance of survival is Low, but not impossible.
"Man, That Anal Rail Gun was intense! I gotta remember to take out my plug next time!"
by The Dab Pad December 7, 2024
mugGet the anal rail gunmug.

Gun Monkey

A gun monkey is one that is about to shoot a rifle or pistol but instead of shooting they are aiming down the sight and fiddling with the bells and whistles of the gun creating a sense of anticipation to anyone watching
Can you shoot the f*cking gun already? You stupid gun monkey.
by Mrpeaches21 May 1, 2021
mugGet the Gun Monkeymug.

wine gun

A wine gun is a AK47 that you fill with wine mostly used at party’s.
Random dude: YO TIMMY COULD YOU PASS THE WINE GUN?
Timmy: I got you (proceeds to accidentally shoot him in the head)
by Ur local gal September 20, 2021
mugGet the wine gunmug.

gun scare

The freaking out by someone at the sight of an object which may be or may not be a "gun".
Arrest made in gun scare off Highway 32
by Yatasaurus November 15, 2016
mugGet the gun scaremug.

gunning it down

The act of masturbating oneself in jail or prison to a female guard assuming inmate is heterosexual. An additional yr. plus can be added to sentence if one is caught in the act.
The other night Reggie in CB 4 got caught gunning it down. He got another year added on to his sentence.
by 1956 Squirrel July 21, 2017
mugGet the gunning it downmug.
This is code word for a straight or closeted male who has been sneaking around having lots of slutty gay sex with multiple male partners &/or involved in gay bukkake gang bang sessions as the one getting jizzed on, aka duding on the Down low
Joey: Hey, where have you been man, long time no see?
Rodrigo: I’ve been listening to alot of guns and roses lately.
Joey: Oh that’s cool man, I never really got into them… wait a minute, are you covered in egg whites?! What is all that goo?!
by BettyYellowSplash December 20, 2024
mugGet the been listening to alot of guns and rosesmug.

gun

I got shot by a gun.
by ZLSKDFV June 7, 2023
mugGet the gunmug.

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