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Free Willy

The act of a guy going pee without touching his willy.
"Yeah bro there was no soap in the restroom"
"What did you do then?"
"I went free willy"
by Maurice the conqueror September 16, 2021
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wet Willie job

Wetting your Willie and sticking it in her ear
My girl just gave me a wet Willie job.
by PoisonedSavage March 4, 2025
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Willy the one-eyed wonder weiner

A great youtube-friendly name for a big cock. This great term was made by Chloe Roma. A canadian Males rights advocate, who needs more views. it first appeared in one episode of NO DIQK
Girls who baby trap men get NO willy the one-eyed wonder weiner
by Somebodythatyouneverknew October 3, 2021
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Smeg-Willy

The process of wiping your self made smeg across another individual’s ear or face, imitating the famous “wet- willy”
I just gave Sonny a sick smeg-Willy and he cried.
by DaddyLongStroke_6969 June 8, 2023
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King Willy

A king willy is when you put a bump of coke in your pubes and get a girl to top you off, if she can deepthroat your schmeat successfully and reach the bump with her nose then she gets free coke.
Bro im telling you, if she can do a king willy then she is thr girl for you.
by Shedpool_69 November 22, 2020
mugGet the King Willymug.

wet willying

while at sleep away camp, it is the slang which refers to going "downtown" on another.
Man, we were wet willying all night long...on the blob dock.
by Karl XXXX February 21, 2009
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