slap some ham on it

If theres a problem in any way shape or form you just slap some ham on it. That's all you need to do. Problem Solved.

Man 1:Dude, I'm failing all of my classes right now and i just dont know what to do to fix my grades.

Man 2:Hey, just slap some ham on it.

by TheGa1eFund February 1, 2019

Boil some broccoli

To boil broccoli is to watch pornography, because watching pornography is like boiling broccoli because you have to watch the broccoli when cooking it so the broccoli doesnt get too soft- like the 'other' thing that might get soft when watching pornography.

I might boil some broccoli and then get myself off.

by billy walking August 22, 2006

Just Some Weird Bot

Just a weird bot. Nothing else.

Just Some Weird Bot is a God

by JSWB November 26, 2021

Throw It Some Knuckle

To masturbate to something.

Student 1: Man, our English teacher is so hot!
Student 2: Yeah did you see her new profile picture?

Student 1: Yeah man, I'm gonna throw it some knuckle tonight.

by FertDeDoosh August 3, 2017

Touch some water

Touch some water means go to the bathroom and take a shower cuz you smell.

Ex:
"Go touch some water, you smelly baka"

by VeeDAB September 4, 2021

Jack some noog

Get this bread, let’s go grind, motivating saying

Let’s go jack some noog! (If you were talking to a group of friends about to go to go into a social setting or about to take an exam)

by Yesma’am77 April 29, 2020

Grow some Flaps

Confidence and strength

Grow some flaps and stand up to them!

by Reddish June 1, 2021