French Necking

A slang word describing the combined acts of cunnilingus and felatio

But Father, we were only french necking.

by Froggy 181 February 8, 2019

The French

1) Miserable sick nasty people

2) A concept created by Belgium to keep the Spanish away

3) Offsprings of Satan

Jack: Jill what´s wrong? You look sad today.

Jill: The French

by Baby its all an illusion April 12, 2023

French Fry

A person who has a haircut that looks like a bunch of French fries. Also a retarded person that is lesbian and that broke up with Ethan

Look its french fry what a retard. Kys

by Gay__shinypp November 4, 2019

French Barracuda

When 2 gay men are having intercourse facing a wall with a suction cup dildo built into it and the man giving has a dick similar to a barracuda and the man receiving is getting it so hard that he is forced to bite down on the dildo to cope with the pain, like eating a French baguette.

Tim went to the back room and gave Dave a French Barracuda.

by VscoManOfGaming November 6, 2020

french marriage

When you and your lover decide that paying property taxes in two places is more fun long term. Typically in the province of Quebecistan.

Wow John and Jessica sure do rock their French marriage. I wonder how much more their budget costs them because of it. To each their own I guess.

by 🫓 January 20, 2024

Worse than French diarrhea

Extremely distasteful.

Mark: I heard you went and saw the new Claymation remake of "Citizen Kane" at the Odeon -- how was it?
Kip: Worse than French diarrhea -- unwatchable. We walked out and got frozen custard.

by FitofPeak2 June 11, 2025

french sitting

My mate James a few years ago was in French class and while he was sitting down he pulled down just the backside of his pants to let his butt free

Person 1: Hey mate, I'm French sitting
Person 2: Oh yes bro, that is so chill

by bigmadladjohnny November 1, 2023