Literally, the dumbest "war" there is. Literally, some guy couldn't draw a straight line for the border and Missouri got petty and said they had more land then they did, and then Iowa got petty and said they had more land then they did, and everyone got salty and got weapons (One being a sausage grinder) an stood at the "border" ready to fight and calling each other pukes (Yes really) until the supreme court sent someone to confirm the border. (This is a real thing look it up)
by Nipple_Grease October 10, 2017
Get the Iowa Honey Warsmug. by ThyOfThee September 2, 2023
Get the The Sealand Civil Warmug. by Bill brasky85 April 25, 2021
Get the War horse poopmug. The Turkish War of Independence (May 19, 1919 – July 24, 1923) was fought between the Turkish National Movement and the proxies of the Allies – namely Greece on the Western front, Armenia on the Eastern, France on the Southern and with them, the United Kingdom and Italy.
by pyroclastiq April 22, 2017
Get the Turkish War of Independencemug. a war primarily based of fruuit cake which was used in the second Vietnam war to leave the patient in suspended motion for 76.7 years and a brain tumour, a cure was made eventually by jimmy neutron jr, the cure was called taco bell cake
by shrek is our lord and saviour October 3, 2018
Get the 32nd vietnam warmug. The Great Celestial war was from a game, Obey Me, and was well a long story.
An angel named Lillith went down to the human world a lot and soon dud fall in love with a man. Then after a very long time the man got sick and was about to die, then she took some food from the Celestial Relm and gave it to the man, to expand his lifespan.
She soon got in trouble for it and was going to be sent to death but Lucifer and his brothers saved her and thats how it started.
That was stupid but hope it helps.
An angel named Lillith went down to the human world a lot and soon dud fall in love with a man. Then after a very long time the man got sick and was about to die, then she took some food from the Celestial Relm and gave it to the man, to expand his lifespan.
She soon got in trouble for it and was going to be sent to death but Lucifer and his brothers saved her and thats how it started.
That was stupid but hope it helps.
by Yuki_Taro August 14, 2021
Get the the Great Celestial Warmug. The Cold Painting War is being defined as a state of geopolitical tension, after the introduction of Pissimism as an artistic movement. , between powers in the Western Bloc (the Shitonsnow Unition) under the command of Christina KonopHollyshitherlastnameissofuckinglong and powers in the Eastern Bloc (the Pissonsnow Union) Under the command of B.M Yacine who has an Algerian origins. Painting by shit on the west while painting by piss on the east, the two camps established the cold painting war. Why cold you ask ? Neah it is not like the cold war, but because it was snowing and that is cold.
Example 1 : What is the cold painting War ?
It is a war between two idiots, one shit on snow, while the other pisses on it.
Example 2 :-Mom! check out what I've drawn with my piss on the snow.
- Oh! Good work son! you'll be the next B.m Yacine and start a new movement of Post-Pissimism.
It is a war between two idiots, one shit on snow, while the other pisses on it.
Example 2 :-Mom! check out what I've drawn with my piss on the snow.
- Oh! Good work son! you'll be the next B.m Yacine and start a new movement of Post-Pissimism.
by Pissimism September 2, 2018
Get the The Cold Painting Warmug.