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Waffle bottom

1. A descriptive term for when a person(s) rear gets waffle like imprints from sitting on a surface such as a metal picnic bench or lattice like lawn chair.

2. When a gay man is not sure whether or not he is a top or bottom. "Waffling" between the two.

3. When someone is toying with the idea of doing anal, but isn't completely sold on it.
"I was doing my girlfriend on the the picnic bench, and when I flipped her over she had a serious waffle bottom."

"Is Kenny a bottom or a top?" "He's kind of a waffle bottom, he was a bottom last night but I feel like he wants to be a top."

"Did your wife let you stick it in her ass yet?" "No, she's being a total waffle bottom about it. Maybe on my birthday."
by Dr.Jupiter November 27, 2018
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waffling

extreme stupidity and loosing braincells at the same time
when Ryder is waffling to Caleb and everyone is losing braincells and shooting themselfs in the brain
by ShufflesJohnson September 14, 2023
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Babble Waffle

When someone is talking absolute shit. Everything that comes out of their mouth is either nonsense or just false.
Bob is talking absolute babble waffle today. He makes no sense.
by LoopyLiss May 31, 2018
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Waffle ASS

When you have been sitting in the car for over five hours and when you pull over at the local BINGO hut to pinch a loaf and your ass tingles from sitting to long and you know you have little wrinkles on you fat ASS shape like the seat.
DAD! PULL OVER. I have a bad case of Waffle ASS!
by Gilfslayer1 August 9, 2018
mugGet the Waffle ASSmug.

Blue waffle

A derogatory term for a hoe

A female that is so rancid whoresh she the infamous fictitious disease blue waffle a disease that would turn the vagina blue
Can you believe that he fucked that nasty blue waffle bitch...n introduced that hoe to our daughter!
mugGet the Blue wafflemug.

Pissed the Waffles

I really should've planned my pregnancy reveal more carefully. I really pissed the waffles both figuratively and literally.
by canatex December 20, 2021
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waffle squish

(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.
Make sure you waffle squish your shit and don't leave any in my shower for me to clean up.
by re77815 December 5, 2020
mugGet the waffle squishmug.

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