dickhand vagina 

When two puratonikku bros are void of puss for a sufficient amount of time, leading to the joining of hands to replicate the look and feel of a vaginal cavity. Each bro then proceeds to insert their fully heterosexual dicks into the corresponding vaginus hole, and proceed to simulate intercourse.

Bro 1: ha ha bro you know what would be really funny and not at all gay at all? if like we partook in some good ol' fashioned dickhand vagina!
Bro 2: yes bro! YES!

dickhand vagina by lolilover299 May 7, 2018

Great Wall of Vagina

A female version of "Cock Blocking". If a girl is out with a guy or girl and prevents them from getting lucky due to something they do, or just by being there.

Dave - Why am i having no luck tonight with girls tonight?!?!?

Tracey - Oh, that might be my fault, inadvertent Great wall of Vagina. All the girls must think you're with me.

Dave - Well fuck off then! I want to get lucky!

Great Wall of Vagina by Sir Dave Longpipe I January 10, 2014

stinky pussy vagina cunt

Big fat pussy whore cunt

Guilherme is a big fat stinky pussy vagina cunt

stinky pussy vagina cunt by 720tickshotter January 17, 2019

Pillow Vagina

A plethora of pillows placed around the head while napping and/or sleeping. Consists of the base pillow that you would usually sleep on, then a fuckton of randomly-placed pillows above. Air hole not required, but is encouraged.

Make me a pillow vagina. I'm gonna nap till the next Triassic Period.

Pillow Vagina by flyingoneeyedpissant April 7, 2011

slimy vagina 

When a woman's vagina has been used too many times in a day without proper hygiene.

Susan's really hot but she's got a slimy vagina, dude.

slimy vagina by Sick bitch December 4, 2013

Tiger vagina 

When a female pussy is so tight it wraps around your cock and makes it feel like your being viciously bit.

OMG, LoQuashis was so tight it felt like her Tiger vagina was going to bite my dick off!

Tiger vagina by 10walDe June 7, 2014

Magic Vagina Theory 

A theory which posits that once a baby passes through a vagina (or leaves its mothers body) only then magically becomes human. Similar to magic dirty theory where a person emigrating from one region of the planet magically becomes the same as the inhabitants of wherever they have travelled to.

Shaqueesha: "IT'S A FEEEETUSSSS KARL NOT A HUMAN I'TS NOT ALIVE IT DOESN'T HAVE RIGHTS AHHHHHHH"
Karl: "So Magic Vagina Theory it is then."

Magic Vagina Theory by Gunguy July 21, 2022