Like ur cut g

When u like someone’s hair cut and slaps them in the back of the head

Taylor - like ur cut g *slaps head*
Jamal- bruhhh

by OG urban legend October 26, 2020

ur species eat feces

Worse than your genus suck penus. Not to be taken lighlty. Instantly vaporizes victim and family, into oblivion where not even god himself could save them.

Denier of holocaust: i can't be real there's no way that many Jews could've died.
Me: shut up, ur species eat feces

* Instantly has brain anuerism and collapses to floor and succumbs to seizure*

by Meime lurd March 17, 2018

ur faded

You are fucking crazy and stupid.

“Did you see that new merch drop? It was heat.”
“Nah it wasn’t heat ur faded.”

by Jackolantren October 14, 2021

ur speces feces

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and ur grand pap a trap combined.
Every time this is said, 1/4 of humanity instantly dies

Frank: Ur Mom gay and ur dad lesbian

Patrick: Don’t make me do it

Frank: Ur Granny Tranny and ur grand pap a trap
Patrick: ur speces feces

*Frank vomits feces and dies along with 1/4th of humanity*

by KazuMys April 06, 2018

Ur brother a grocer

A phrase more dangerous than ur sister a mister, use this sentence only at your own risk.

Jonh: Ur granny tranny
Robert:Ur sister a mister
Jonh: Ur brother a grocer
Robert: dies

by personainutile_ March 17, 2018

ur fine

when somebody be complaining and you don’t care and they’re also fine

Martin: I got a hole in my pants
kelly: ur fine

by hi sisters October 14, 2018

Pulling an Urs

When you do something so clumsy it can only be explained by being an overexcited alman

I just fell off the chair so hard the mirror fell off the wall, I am pulling an Urs

by Zachyboo July 15, 2022