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twat-hawk

When a someone drops an object, i.e. cell phone, keys, wallet, etc. at the feet of a female and proceeds to pick the object by reaching through the legs of said female by brushing in proximity to the no no region.
that super cute girl sitting at the bar is giving me the eye, I think I'll go drop my keys an twat-hawk her for an ice breaker
by 74 meows June 4, 2015
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Twat

a person who normally is related to a person named Riley who is a utter prick and deserves to go suck the biggest of dicks
Rileys brother is a utter twat
by LLLuxifer September 10, 2021
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Twat Waffle

A sexual act. First, a penis-owner uses waffle batter as lube to penetrate a vagina-owner without a condom, releasing their load inside their partner. The vagina-owner then squats over a waffle iron to create a delicious breakfast for them to eat.
Last night we had twat waffles for dinner...reminded me of crab cake.
by twew March 10, 2021
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Affectionate Twat

An affectionate twat is sombody who you love or like but is still acting like a twat.
Girlfriend: Hey, I wont be able to hang out with you tonight.

Boyfriend: Ah, but we had plans, I don't want to cancel them

Girlfriend: You're such an affectionate twat.
by OracleOfOsiris October 10, 2011
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Twat

Donald Trump is such a "twat", he use a MIG29 in a US Army advert.

Boris Johnson is a complete "twat" who couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery!
by The urban project September 15, 2020
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Twat blossom

An all around bitch who acts like the nicest person to walk this planet and says everything with a condescending tone.
This woman was such a twat blossom, I wanted to punch her in her face and bake her a pie at the same time.
by Queendoom2016 April 11, 2016
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Twat trapping

When dumb bitches friends intentional hit on you to trap you, and send that message to your ex. Its like the girl code.
A: Oooo lala this girl totally is wanting it.
B: I don't know bro, look at how she is setting up that trap!
A:What trap.
B: The twat trapping, its deadly.
by DirtyDutchmanBVD February 25, 2011
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