Rebel Moon

A duology of edgy Star Wars rip-offs by Zack Snyder (a.k.a the guy who really wanted Superman to kill people and be Jesus for some reason, idk). They were the kind of films you watch to riff on then eventually just get brought into the utter misery of realise "holy mother-forking shirt-balls, he GENUINELY thought he was cooking with these" and a little part of you dies knowing that some people genuinely believe the director of these two pieces of steaming-hot cinematic garbage is one of the greatest film makers of this century.

Tyrone: "Hey dude, let's watch Rebel Moon, make our own fuckin' MST3K shit"
Michael: "Sure, I got no plans for today"
5-ish Hours Later
Tyrone: "Jesus fucking christ"
Michael: "THIS SHIT WAS MADE BY THE MAN OF STEEL GUY?!!"

by Big, Big, Martian June 11, 2025

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Moones

Moones is a sweetie and it's a persian name for female which means a reliable friend, who you is the best caring person.
Moones' are really good at math and sitting basically they're genius...

Who's your bestie?
Ooo mine is absolutely Moones, she's a keeper...

by Sisii November 21, 2021

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Moon

They are a really shy person but once they are comfortable with you, they will show you their true self. They can have difficulties to say what they feel but if they do, know that they are really comfortable with you and that they trust you. If they love you, you'll be the luckiest person in the world. They'll make you happy and give you all their love and affection. They overthink everything so don't hurt them because it will really affect them and make them really sad.

Moon need reassurance and love and they'll return it.

by cinderella2.0 November 21, 2021

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