A horrid criminal. On Thanksgiving, ‘97, a store by the name of “Macy’s” held a parade in New York. They do this parade every year, and it’s one of the most famous parades in history. They have floats, marching bands, dance groups, cheerleaders, and the most unique thing, the giant character balloons. One of the balloons in the ‘97 parade was the Cat in the Hat. The winds were high that year, so lots of incidents happened with the balloons. The Cat in the Hat did the worst thing imaginable. He bumped int to a land post, causing part of it to fall off and injured 4 people. One of them was in a coma for almost a month. Who knew a bag if helium could be the most diabolical villains in all of history.
“Did you see that guy who killed the president? I heard the FBI said he was the worst criminal they ever dealt with!”
“Not as bad as the cat in the hat.”
“Not as bad as the cat in the hat.”
by CottonCandyHairedGodess November 27, 2021
Get the Cat in the hatmug. 1. "Al Pacino's performance in The Godfather was really tits and top hats."
2. Bob: "Hey, how was the party last night?"
Matt: "Tits and top hats, dude. You missed out."
2. Bob: "Hey, how was the party last night?"
Matt: "Tits and top hats, dude. You missed out."
by Howlingcaliper June 17, 2012
Get the Tits and top hatsmug. by SapphireSkyz July 2, 2018
Get the Leaky Hard Hatmug. "Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" day is a holiday on December 17th where everyone named Scott must wear a hat.
dude named Brian: Dude why are you wearing that hat
dude named Scott: Because it's "Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" day
dude named Brian: Oh ok
dude named Scott: Because it's "Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" day
dude named Brian: Oh ok
by tim,, November 24, 2021
Get the "Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" daymug. A penetrative sex act involving three people, performed on a beach and deliberately incorporating so much sand that the friction could cause a bonfire.
"Why is Sarah walking like John Wayne?"
"Her insides were sandblasted during the desert hat-trick she scored with Brad and Cody last night."
"Her insides were sandblasted during the desert hat-trick she scored with Brad and Cody last night."
by DilfRider July 5, 2025
Get the Desert Hat-trickmug. by Poopsock king December 28, 2020
Get the Vomit hatmug. When something is so terribly shitty that it just makes sense to combine the words trash and ass hat together
by In wise person once said April 22, 2023
Get the Trash-hatmug.