tom kaulitzz

a super hot sexy man . He’s the most finest person i have ever seen. He pulled lots of woman back in the 2000’s. His finest eras were 2008 / 2010. He’s so damn fine and sexy and hot and handsome he’s everything u need in a man.

girl1: THE SEXIEST MAN I EVER SEEN IS TOM KAULITZZ

by xxj4yl4xoxo November 19, 2023

Being a Tom Brady

Noun: named after New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, the same quarterback who let a football slip through his fingers in Super Bowl 52.

Other meanings: stop being a priss.

Person A: I'm scared to dissect that dead frog in Biology class.
Me: Oh, stop being a Tom Brady, it's dead! It's not like the frog's gonna come back to life a s a zombie or anything.

by #FlyEaglesFly June 16, 2018

Tom

All you need to know about Tom is that he’s a rebel and loves monster trucks. Give him a dare and no matter how big or small, he’ll do it. A little slower than average on skis but what he lacks in speed he makes up for in bravery

“Who’s that over there eating chutney with his hands, doesn’t he know there is bread?”

“Oh, don’t mind him, that’s just Tom”

by Ij92 November 23, 2021

Tropic Tom

Tropic Tom: U.S. expat Inhabitant who becomes a teacher in the Micronesian Islands
to be around children for the wrong reasons

Mrs. Aguon, your son's teacher is a Tropic Tom.

by Friend of the Fam July 15, 2022

Tom Girardi

Tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled over his car five times on the way home

Tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled over his car five times on the way home

Tom Girardi

by jays_the_bae November 22, 2021

Tom Boner

You jurk off to' @cstoner0' or known as tom.stoner voice

I had a tom boner so I jerked it off all night

by anonymous February 17, 2025

Tom

Tom is a middle aged, middle class, suburban white dad. He wears cargo shorts and a t shirt, is good at fixing cars, watches sports religiously, is constantly making dad jokes such as: “That’s what she said!” “*insert word here* her? I don’t even know her!” Or “Welp, looks like we’re gonna have to amputate it.” When their kid gets a scrape, is always going to Home Depot, wears aprons with things like “big daddy” on themand enjoys fishing, grilling, and cracking open a cold one. Think Tim Allen from Home Improvement.

Person A: This is my dad
Person A’s Dad: Hi Person B how are you? I can’t talk for long I need to get to Home Depot to buy a new ladder but it’s nice meeting you!
Person B: Dude, your dad is such a Tom.

by bewhfuvi4erk August 5, 2020