Alarm Clock Pizza

When you get really drunk and order a pizza online after the store has closed. You forget that you ordered a pizza because you were drunk and there is a pizza in the stores queue in the morning. They proceed to deliver the pizza when they reopen in the morning. You hear a knock on your door while you are sleeping and in the doorway stands the pizza man who just served as your alarm clock.

**Knock Knock**
Ben (answers door): Damnit Blake! did you order a pizza last night?
Blake: I don't think so, we were pretty drunk though let me check my app.
Blake: Ah shit, looks like I ordered a pizza at 3:30am last night.
Ben: Classic, another alarm clock pizza.

by pussylicker12 October 19, 2016

Pizza Shower

This is when you sit in the corner of the shower eating pizza and crying all while the water rains down on you. This works best with pepperoni pizza.

Oh shit my mascara is running down my face because I just took a pizza shower.

by ChodeFilA June 3, 2022

Pizza snap

A way to seperate 2 pieces of pizza with one hand. Grab the crust of one slice between the thumb (on top) and the pinky and ring fingers (bottom). grab the crust of the adjacent slice with the pointer (top) and middle (bottom) fingers. Finnaly, with a quick jerk or snap, seperate the pieces of pizza. Takes some practice to become proficient at, but well worth the effort.

Seth: "Hey Chris, grab me a slice of pizza."
Chris: "I can't. I'm holding my own slice."
Seth: "Just pizza snap it."

by nighthawk61 April 4, 2008

Pizza

Square, circle triangle, I don't know what it is but it is amazing, it could beat you in a fight because its so incredibly scrumptious.

That pizza looks like a triangle and a circle?!?!?

by PANCADALOGGEDOUT April 27, 2022

Pizza Adam

He is fat and he is in love with unni

Look pizza Adam
Fat boy!

by Hassan 129 November 25, 2021

pizza

Sticking your penis into several different vaginas to see if you get a different reaction from the women

Lat night I did a pizza and creamed all over the hot one. I refused to stop humping her.

by heheclapper69 December 1, 2022

pizza popins

Pizza popins is where you make some bomb ass pizza rolls and you eat the shit out of them and you rate it pizza popin
Example: Joe tried some bomb ass rolls and they were pizza popins

Example: Joe tried some bomb ass rolls and they were pizza popins.

by Feop April 22, 2018