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Mortar Monkey

A tower in the Bloons TD franchise which shoots out mortar shells which explodes at the Bloons, dealing splash damage and can set target to a specific location. Has upgrades like Signal Flare, Bloon Buster, Artillery Battery and much more for bloon devastation.

Also called Mortar Tower.
"I am cracked with the Mortar Monkey in BTDB2, all I need is Biker Bones + 2 Shellshock Mortars and I can defend anything with a camo-detecting mortar!"
by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023
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Monkey-bump

Open-faced high five to the forehead when someone is being a bonehead or stubborn.
I monkey-bumped Jake because he wouldn’t let me help him.
by dancingqueen5678 December 8, 2022
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monkey gear

When your bike chain slips off the chainwheel and you're now pedaling in vain.
"Ha-ha, Susan's chain fell off. She's in monkey gear!"
by karaokeyoga May 4, 2023
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Bin Monkey

A term used to describe a person gets too drunk every time they go out. This person has never been out for “just one drink”.
“Christ I can’t remember anything from last night

“Yeah, coarse you don’t you little bin monkey”
by Thebinmonkey January 29, 2020
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obedience monkey

A name given to a person, most often a government employee, who mindlessly obeys orders. Even when said orders are no longer valid or are counterproductive to the main objective.
"I heard local PD harassing long haul truckers who were trying to catch some sleep. Why are they such obedience monkeys?"
by Aliel The Heretic March 29, 2020
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monkey capers

Monkey capers are the worst type of caper which is used to a bad or shady action you are about to commit.
Intars: cor dordy you see the way I robbed them beers from morrisons
Liam: Yh chavi that was some monkey capers
by Mcfeeny10 April 28, 2020
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Monkey on car

Fuck off
(Usually in British accent)

Derived from viral video of child “Hugo” saying fuck off to monkey on top of car.
*salesman approaches door with father and two kids at home*
Salesman: hello sir can I interest you in some ch.....
Father: MONKEY ON CAR!
by Pridezasin May 1, 2020
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