Dutch plait

Releasing faeces into another’s lap then sitting on it

Oh baby are you gonna Dutch plait me tonight

by Sboyanon September 1, 2021

Dutch vote

Showing up to vote, but instead of voting, the person cranks out a rank fart and leaves the stench for the enjoyment of the next voter.

I didn't agree with any of the candidates so I just left a dutch vote.

by Hard Harry August 18, 2020

Dutch Sandstorm

when you masturbate too much and you just nut air

So a guy named 'tears' went too heavy on pornhub and got a case of dutch sandstorm

- dutchcollegeslave, Chaturbate Raven_Alternative (Christian Streamer)

by Lenovhoe December 19, 2020

Dutching

dutching means to put your hand on someone's chest to give them power, keep them healthy and happy. If you believe in the power of dutching you can get elemental powers such as controlling the wind, fire, water and many others.

"Im going to quickly dutch you"

"dutching keeps you happy and healthy and gives you power!"

by nunikthree August 18, 2023

dutch pickle

Preserving in brine the detached penis of the Dutch husband after death. First usage traced to late 16th century Amsterdam, the dutch pickle pre-dates the modern dildo by four hundred years.

"The Dutch pickle everything, even penises. Hence: the dutch pickle."

by Moon Daddy November 26, 2020

Dutch Pussy

An act where a woman puts roughly 20 pennies inside of her vagina before having sex with her partner.

That Dutch Pussy felt interesting because the pennies added a unique texture inside of her vagina.

by Can-O-Baked Beans October 12, 2022

Dutch Village

A Sex act in which multiple individuals, often participating in a Gangbang, trap another individual beneath a blanket while engaging in potent, eye watering, gag inducing flatulence.

Markus, Chad, David, and I gave Louise a dutch village; She nearly threw up in the bed!

by GrunkleChunk April 26, 2023