ball brandy

another word for sperm

I shot a huge load of ball brandy

by Michael O1144 January 31, 2008

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Salami Balls

When you get dry skin on your scrotum so the contrast looks like salami

I was wearing weird underwear and that gave me Salami Balls.

by persond543 April 4, 2016

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The act of placing a slightly chilled object beneath the testicular bag in order to increase testosterone, stimulating the penile shaft resulting in increased penile circulation and a massive erection.

During his pre-practice nap, Matt always applies ball coolant in order to increase aggression toward his foes.

Hey Steven, have you ball coolanted today? Only three times!

by Ball Coolant September 29, 2014

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Dead Balled

The occurrence in which a gentlemen sustains crippling damage to one, or both, of his testicles to such a extent he can no longer retain feeling in his body below the waist. Or anywhere for that matter; most commonly caused by sitting on ones own nutsack.

"oi what happened to Barry?"

"poor bloke went and Dead Balled himself."

by metalfr3q December 31, 2011

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