Asperger’s Syndrome

A very real condition which makes social activities more difficult, but does not account for a lack of emotions. Contrary to some people’s beliefs, you can be an actual diagnosed Aspie and be proud of it. It’s not something that all Aspies feel the need to hide, and that doesn’t make their condition any less real.

Jimmy: “Hey, Suzy has said she has Asperger’s Syndrome a few times, so it can’t possibly be true!”
Me: “Cut your bullshit! Everyone expresses themselves in different ways!”

by Laladadasasa January 8, 2019

Mal Syndrome

Occurs after the age of 30, symptoms include;

- Unable to change nappies or feed children
- Essay size text messages
- Intense self pity
- Can’t see past themselves
- Likes putting women down
- Extremely narcissistic
- Harrasses ex-partner
- Has penis, but is not a man

Mate, it’s time to man up.
I can’t, I’ve got Mal Syndrome.

by Princess Picklebottom May 3, 2019

Nigga Syndrome

1. A rare disease caught only by the realest; symptoms include (but are not limited to)

- the massive, sudden growth of one's sexual organs (40% increase in mass and size)

- the ruining of one's speech, whereas those infected are reduced to "ooga boogas"

- increase in strength and endurance

- the darkening of one's skin

Hey, you saw Shawn? He caught the Nigga Syndrome - hear they call that dude "Deshawn" now, and he's actually pretty chill.

by RNDMDK February 27, 2020

Mccaughey Syndrome

McCaughey Syndrome: (n) A passive-aggressive pattern of behavior where one so affected completes tasks in a purposefully incompetent way to avoid incurring further responsibilities.

Etymology: A US Marine named McCaughey, who served during the Vietnam War, became famous for his intentionally inept behavior. His Paris Island drill instructor first coined the term McCaughey Syndrome, which stuck and is still used by the Marine Corps in the present day.

"How on earth did you fuck up digging a hole? Do you have McCaughey Syndrome, Marine?"

by frest0n March 28, 2015

Ubermensch Syndrome

"Nietzsche syndrome", also known as "ubermensch syndrome", is a psychological problem where a person without the capacity and talent to create value in a societal structure relies upon exaggerated self-worth and delusions of grandeur to prove to themself that their lack of success is a direct result of them being an "ubermensch". Other symptoms of this syndrome include a sense of entitlement, internalized misogyny, racism towards the races deemed weak, and inability to control one's emotions resulting in aggressive outbursts. The afflicted refer to themself as "ubermensch", "overman" or "superman" and everyone else as "the herd". The afflicted also refer to themself as "alpha male" or sometimes "sigma male" as most of the afflicted are male. The person afflicted with this illness usually relies on social safety nets for their day-to-day needs and fending for themselves in the real world can prove to be challenging and depressing for them.

Susan: "Hey John! Why did you quit your job?"
John: "Because I am an ubermensch and I can't work for the lesser people of the herd."
Susan: "Then how are you going to pay for the stuff?"
John: "My father has left me a reasonable sum of money. That should take care of it."
Susan: "Oh! So you have"Ubermensch Syndrome""

by Daniel Sempere January 15, 2022

godzslay syndrome

Is the hottest person on the planet and everyone loves him even Brennan Borrello he wishes he could be him

did you see that kid with godzslay syndrome hes my dream

by Brennan Borrelo March 22, 2017

COD syndrome

The act of checking windows and around corners for snipers, campers and I.E.Ds in everyday life.

A: I just checked all the rooms in my house for campers.

B: I think you may have COD syndrome.

by spamlurker December 3, 2013